I learned the next day that the application had cleared zoning that afternoon. In an effort to check up and see if things had progressed more, I called the young plan reviewer whom I had spoken to. It was Friday, there was no answer, so I left a message with his voicemail, figuring that I would have to wait until the following week to hear from them. We were getting close to a month of having our work stopped.
I missed a call from the City as I was working on a roof installing a solar electric system for a client during the following week. I hopped off the roof and called back. I started doing a little dance in anticipation of the good news...
Me: "Hey, I just missed a call from you..."
Plan Reviewer: "Hello, how are you doing today?"
Me: "Well, doing just fine, how are you?"
Plan Reviewer: "Good. Listen, I've got your plans in front of me, and while the dormer in question is looking good...Correct me if I'm wrong, but you said to me that you had replaced some sils?"
Me: "Well...Yes. It was all rotten and termite eaten, so we weren't going to build this dormer on bad stuff."
Plan Reviewer: "Yeah....see....I'm going to have to have plans that detail all that...."
Me: (incredulous dryness) "What?"
Plan Reviewer: "You stated to me, correct me if I'm wrong, that you had to replace some stuff because it was bad. What I need to see from my end is a plan of what you replaced."
Me: "All right."
Plan Reviewer: "Also, that dimension on the North Side of the house, it's under 3 feet, so you won't be able to put any new openings (i.e. windows) on that wall."
Me: "WHAT?"
Plan Reviewer: "By fire code, you can't have any openings within 3 feet of a property line."
Me: "The property line is 2 ft. 11 in. from the house as drawn in the plans. The old survey is unclear on whether it's 3 ft. from the property line, but measuring from the fence, it's definitely 3 ft. You're telling me that because we have 2 ft. 11 in. in the plans, I can't have any windows because the house is an inch out of propriety?"
Plan Reviewer: "Well...yes."
Me: (not yelling, but screaming silently) FFUUUUU**********$$$$$$$$$$$$%%%%%%
Me: "What are my options?"
Plan Reviewer: "You can either take out the windows from the plans, get a variance with the city, or get a new survey to see if that property line is actually a 3 foot setback."
Me: "I need to weigh all these options. I'll get back to you. Thanks."
Plan Reviewer: "We just want to make sure you get this right."
I was livid and trying to focus on getting back to work. It was hot on the roof and I just could not focus. I frantically called Tony and Colin to try to figure out what to do.
We weighed taking out the windows and just submitting for that. If we couldn't get the windows in at this time, we might be able to wait until a few months after we finished the house and gotten a variance so that they could be put in after the fact. However, we were going to have to go back and detail even more stuff that wasn't even in the dormer plans, so I considered just getting a new survey for the property, risking hundreds of dollars and delayed time to get a new survey done, not knowing if it might vindicate us or confirm our windowless dormer and stairwell calamity.
Finally, I decided to get a new survey for the property, while Colin and Tony went to work detailing metal hurricane ties, framing details, wall sections, fire code compliant wall details, etc.
I called a surveying company, but at the time of my call, it was already the Thursday before Mardi Gras. The lack of urgency in any duty or work was beginning to become evident, as most of New Orleans starts gliding into the weekend of Mardi Gras. Parades are rolling down the streets, people are doing half-days of work (if that, or if they show up at all), and while it is a joyful and wonderful time, it is also immensely stressful. You can't make plans, period. Your phone won't work, people don't show up, you just find some friends or whoever to hang out with and go to it. That is, you can't get anything done during Carnival season. And if you try, you're going to get frustrated.
With this in mind, I still was able to get a surveying company to agree to have the survey in my hands on Lundi Gras (Fat Monday), just before Fat Tuesday. While I enjoyed the weekend with my friends and Krewe de Lune, I was eager and stressed out. In addition to that, I was having to accommodate 4 guests in my own house and finding a place for Colin to stay. During the weeks leading up to Mardi Gras, Colin and I, reprising our float-building skills, had also been instrumental in helping to design and build a float for the Krewe de Lune parade, which would be on Mardi Gras day.

Krewe de Lune is a ragtag bunch of friends, mostly former Tulane students, who have inhabited New Orleans after the Storm. Some of us are merely yearly acquaintances and revelers, but this year, our krewe became a more tightknit and solid group. We had three events--a Ball, a Breakfast, and a Parade. The Ball occurred on Friday night before Mardi Gras, and was called "20,000 Lunes Under the Sea." It was a space-aquatic themed party, held at a wonderful house in the Irish Channel by a stellar couple who allowed our craziness to unfold in their home. It was a raging success as it raised a huge amount of awareness and funds for the krewe, but it also needed to be cleaned up the next day.
As if I hadn't already been doing enough to keep me busy, I volunteered to lead a cleanup effort the next day with my friend Dave, another architect. We volunteered with the idea that we would simply direct some of our other krewe members and knock this thing out in a jiffy. Well, because the party was so awesome and Dave and I had not taken a more proactive role in recruiting members to clean, the collective krewe's hangovers kept many of our members at bay. And by many, I mean all of them. Dave and I waited a little bit, but suddenly realized it was only going to be the two of us cleaning this house, with both of us struggling to deal with massive hangovers as well. We cleaned up trash, swept, mopped, mopped again, and tried to gulp water. Gradually, members trickled in and were able to help us finish off the cleanup. Although it poured down rain while we cleaned, it let up and turned into a decent day afterward. A decent day to nap.
Sunday, we celebrated our Thoth Breakfast, utilizing Jared's girlfriend Stephanie's porch on St. Charles Avenue as our serving room. We cooked up great food and enjoyed the Sunday day parades with front row seats.
When Lundi Gras came around, I waited and waited for a call, as I had asked the surveyor to call me when he was going to do the survey. All day I waited and no call. I knew it was a longshot to try to get something done before Carnival, but I still had hope. No such luck on Monday.
Finally, I took a load off and tried to enjoy myself on Tuesday, Mardi Gras day. Getting up at 6:30am, I costumed up and headed out to see a little bit of the Zulu parade, and then wandered into Central City to find some Mardi Gras Indians--success. I then biked down to the Marigny to catch a little of the St. Ann's parade. Then it was time for the big event of the day, my krewe's parade.
We started our little parade in the Marigny, and rolled our float up through to the French Quarter, with a battery powered sound system providing a soundtrack to our bacchanalia. At periodic stops, we even had our own Krewe de Lune Dance Krewe do some incredible performances.
It was wonderful, but I didn't end the day so happy, as other contributing stress factors added onto the existing stress of the house's permitting problems. Mardi Gras had given me a temporary lift, but the battle for the permit was looming again.